lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

"Once, Picasso was asked what his paintings meant. He said, “Do you ever know what the birds are singing? You don’t. But you listen to them anyway.” So, sometimes with art, it is important just to look."

— Marina Abramović (via parkavenuearmory)

How Billionaires Spend Their Money

kittiesandfunnies:

nooneknowsyoureadog:

bamacarolinalexi:

How should a billionaire spend his or her money? When you’re that rich, the possibilities are endless! These billionaires have come up with some crazy ways to spend their excess cash.

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fucking 55 million dollars for a wedding?????? are you kidding me?????? 

 Kim K really got this whole money game going on. $500k for a date? sign me up for that gig

Can I borrow one of then long enough to pay off my tuition and student loans? I promise they won’t even realize that the money is missing.

This is why distribution of wealth is important.

Lunch bill

anthraxcat:

Last name ever first name greatest

brooke-wyndham:

and maybe i was wrong, but now the moment’s gone…

webofstarwars:

In case you wanted to learn how to write Galactic Basic!

gaymommy:

women are taught “don’t send nudes if you don’t want them to get leaked”

men are never taught “if a woman feels comfortable enough to send you a nude photo, keep it to yourself. leaking it could put her in danger.”

if you don’t see the issue here, you’re a part of the problem.

knightlypatroclus:

mmjordahl:

sp00pbending:

people who make casual offhanded references to mythology in everyday conversation are scary and incredible

you spelled ‘sexy’ wrong

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spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

maxxiegalaxy:

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 

madeleineishere:

😴Post-it-Love Note Sleep Talk Edition😴

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

HW